Not being in cahoots with James Bond means we don’t get a chance to lay our hands on the goodies our governments are hiding. Fear not, for the private sector is ready to make our dreams of impossible missions into reality. If your wallet needs lightening, you can get yourself kitted out with some top of the range, non-lethal weaponry, surveillance gadgets, and other awesome bits of tech than Jason Bourne would be proud of.
Get your CIA funding, and come on an adventure with us as we snoop through some incredible spy gizmos that you can legally use and play with yourself.
Just remember, as fun as this stuff is, you are violating people’s rights, and possibly laws when you watch someone without their permission. Keep it consensual, and check the laws about owning these things in the country you’re using them.
This warning will self… No, we’re not detonating your computer, just exploding with excitement to show you this stuff!
GSmade Hidden Spy Camera Pen
Any experienced spy will tell you that a hidden camera is a gold mine of information and should be at the top of your list if you’re looking to get proof of someone’s dubious deeds. A well placed and well concealed camera can make or break an observation, and this GSmade spy cam fits the bill exactly.
It’s a camera in the shape of a pen that will let you record video, take pictures, record loops, and even detect motion. It’ll even work in the dark with starlight night vision, so the twilight won’t stop your detective work. This is packed full of tech yet seems to be one of the most inconspicuous objects ever, who’s going to think a pen is watching them?
COOMAX Mini Hidden Spy Earphones
Need to listen to the football commentary but got a meeting to sit through? Would rather be listening to your own tunes at the house party? Coomax has got you covered with their mini, wireless earpiece that fits so snug in your ear that no one is going to notice you’re in your own audio world.
It works by transforming an audio signal into noise via electromagnetic induction and is compatible with:
- Android phones and tablets
- and any other device that has a 3.5mm jack
The sound quality is clear enough that you can easily hear the voice or music coming in and they are able to hear you too, perfect for coordinating your gang of friends on a night out. No need to worry about it getting stuck either, there’s a super strong string attached to the earpiece so you can tug it out nice and easy after your mission is complete.
Bresser Night Vision Device
Remember the Bond movie where Q gave 007 a sack of carrots? Nah, us neither, so it seems our parents were having us on when they said carrots helped us see in the dark. To get you through this disappointment, you can get a super cool night vision monocular from Bresser and pull the curtain back on the night.
Included is an infrared illuminator, meaning you can even sight your way through pitch blackness. The housing of the single-eyed device is water-resistant and the night vision works off a 5×50 digital standard. It’s easy to get to grips with with a brightness adjuster that’s built in and you can zoom in up to 5x magnification so you can not only see through the dark but into the distance too. All you need to keep it running are two AA batteries, so there’s not big outlays further down the line.
LandAirSea Magnet Mount GPS Tracker
Sometimes you just need to know exactly where you are and where you’re going, and for those occasions you need a reliable GPS tracker. This bit of kit by LandSeaAir is heavy duty and has a really strong magnet attachment that sticks well to cars, or can easily drop into a bag or pocket without being noticed. It’s compact size and slight weight means it’ll easily go undetected and it’s 100% waterproof as well. Included in the device is:
- historical playback
- text and email alerts
- geofencing technology
- driver-behavior-and-location reporting
- location sharing
You can set boundaries for its use, as well as You do need to pay a monthly subscription to be able to use the tracker, but it’s not a huge amount and it means you get unlimited data storage and access to all the tracking servers. In tests, it’s been attached to an off-road vehicle and after hours of tough terrain it didn’t move an inch, so it should be fit for whatever you need to keep tabs on.
JMDHKK Anti Spy RF Detector
When the inevitable backlash begins, be sure to have this Anti Spy RF detector from JMDHKK on hand. Playing spy games with friends is fun, and catching them out by spotting the gizmo they’ve planted will put you ahead of the pack. You can use this detector to sweep through a meeting room for bugs or check over your car for any unwanted trackers.
Even if you’re worried about secret cameras in hotel rooms after watching one too many horror movies, you can check that no one is watching you by going over the room with this detector.
Here we’ve shown you the top 5 gadgets that will help you up your spy game and make you a better spook. They’re best placed in the hands of adults rather than kids as there’s a certain level of technical know-how needed, but that doesn’t mean adults can’t have fun playing at being Bond with their buddies. If you like the look of these gadgets, get your hands on them and start your foray into scouting and reconnaissance. Once again, don’t go using these for illegal or nefarious purposes: it’s all a bit of fun, OK?